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coryhasamusicblog:

Margot & the Nuclear So and So’s - Broadripple Is Burning
The Daytrotter Sessions EP

indiehappyhour:

Summer Skin • Death Cab for Cutie

I may have been waiting the entire summer to post this song. The day has come. 

(via nevahmind)

(via probablyygay)

I’m getting bad again but I’m too tired to care.

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(via aquietrage)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via evolutionatitsfinest)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(via mattwebbsbuttblog)

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:

"Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend."

He was ten.

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